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You were a bad person. It was just a fact of life.

You didn’t care. In fact, you enjoyed it. Being evil was so delightfully delicious and terribly fun. It also meant you got meet the most interesting people, including your current boyfriend, Jim Moriarty.

You thought about that for a moment, relishing in the memory of the first time you’d met, before wrapping your arms around his neck from behind, “Jim~”

He was at his desk, working on something you knew was important, and didn’t stop to respond, “Why do I get the feeling I’m not going to like what you’re about to say?”

You spun him, forcing him to stop, an action only you could get away with and even then it was still a little dangerous. He glared up at you but you ignored it, straddling his lap as you tugged at his tie.  

“You want something. What?” He stated flatly.

You gave him your best pouty face, a move you only pulled when you really, really wanted something, “A puppy.”

He blinked at you a couple of times, annoyance plain on his face, “A puppy… No.”  

He moved to shove you off but you kept hold of the front of his suit, “Please? You’re gone all the time. I get lonely.”

His face softened ever so slightly, undetectable to the untrained eye but obvious to you, and you knew you had him. He hated leaving you.

“A puppy.” He repeated, thinking it over as you leaned in against him, pressing kisses to his jawline.

His hands wrapped firmly around your hips, pulling you closer to him as his light Irish accent became thicker and a little husky, “And what do I get out of allowing you to have a puppy?”

You sat back, arms laced around his neck so you could look at him, “Hmmm… How about an I. O. U.? I know how much you love those and I must say that everything you’ve asked of me in the past has been so entertaining…” 

You leaned in to lick his ear before continuing breathily, “And messy.”

He chuckled darkly, “You always have liked mess, darling… a little blood, some gasoline… I think that could work,” and then called out sharply, “SEBASTIAN!”

Moriarty’s right hand man appeared in the doorway in seconds, eyes flicking over his boss’s current position as the man grinned wickedly up at you, “Get (F/n) a puppy.”

He nodded and left as you leaned down to kiss Jim, his hand stroking your thigh before he moved to shove you off, “You got what you wanted, now off. I’m busy.”

“Who said I was done?” you breathed seductively, giving him a daring smirk.

He clenched his jaw in annoyance, “Off.”

“I promise I won’t get in the way,” you vowed, shifting to sit across his lap with your legs thrown over the arm of his chair.

He scrutinized you for a moment as he considered it. He did do his best work when you were near, something about you inspired the most devious and malicious of ideas and plans, and he couldn't say that he didn’t enjoy the fact that he didn’t even have to pay attention to you for you to be content. Instead of answering he simply went back to working, letting you snuggle into him while he went over his paper work.

This was how you remained for the next few hours, letting him work as you lightly stroked the edges of his suit jacket, until Sebastian reappeared, cautiously popping his head through the door, “Boss?”

Moriarty’s eyes flicked up for only a second but the man knew it was a demand that he come in and get to the point, which he did, stepping inside the room to reveal a small Rottweiler puppy tucked into the crook of his arm. You slipped off Jim’s lap and padded over to take it from him, giving him the same cold stare as the man you loved always did instead of showing the pleasure you felt inside. 

Once you had it in your arms, you padded back to stand behind Jim as he snapped, “Out,” and Sebastian gratefully slipped away, just being in the same room as the two of you when you were together was extremely dangerous.

As soon as he was gone, you plopped down in the center of the room to coo at your new friend, “Well look at you~ Aren’t you just so handsome?”

The little puppy’s tail went crazy and he pounced forward to gnaw at your finger as you scratched behind his ear, “You need a name… Jim, dear, any preference?”

He glanced up from his work again, “It’s your puppy. You name it.”

You glared at him and then turned your attention back to the puppy, keeping him busy with your hands as you thought, “ Would it be cliché to name him Hannibal?”

“Yes.”

You pouted for a moment and then simply declared, “Arthur.”

You pulled the puppy to you, cuddling him to your chest as he tried to lick your face, “You’re going to be ruthless when you’re grown, Arthur, tearing all the little people apart with those pretty teeth… Just like daddy.”

That caught Moriarty’s attention and he looked up to raise an amused eyebrow at you, “Daddy?”

You lifted the puppy above your face as you flopped back to lay on the floor, “You’ll be vicious, brutal, and so very menacing… He’ll be so proud of you. Won’t you Jim?”

He shook his head with a soft chuckle, he should have known that any pet of yours wasn’t going to just be a cuddly companion. You were going to make that dog as feared as you were and likely just as ruthless. He beckoned to you with a finger and you came to him, plopping the puppy in his arms when he reached for him. He scrutinized the little black pup carefully as he wiggled and then turned to give you a wide wicked grin, “You’re right. He’ll make a fantastic killer… though whether or not he will make me proud remains to be seen.”

You pressed a kiss to his temple, scooped up the puppy, and began to swish away so he could finish his work as you told Arthur, “Daddy’s busy. Let's go see if we can find someone to play with.”

Jim gave a fond smile at your retreating form before calling, “No blood on the carpet, darling.”

The only response he got was an adorably evil giggle as you disappeared through the door and he chuckled, a puppy was a better idea than he’d originally thought and you were happy. He liked that. There was a pained yelp from down the hall and he grinned, he really liked that.
I decided to try my hand at writing Moriarty. Feedback is appreciated since I've never actually written him before... and this is pure fluff. Enjoy... Writing a sadistic reader was seriously fun... I should do it more often.

Arthur is a nod to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle for those of you who were wondering... All the other names I came up with like Claudius, Nero, Caligula, Cesar, and what not seemed super cliche... I even considered Sauron for a bit but eh... Arthur it is.
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AuraLady Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Yeah, Moriarty IS a hard one to play with. The nerd in me coming out: Sherlock is a chaotic good and Moriarty is chaotic evil. Though I have to hand it to him, for someone evil even Moriarty acknowledges he needs Sherlock despite all he does to him and attempts on his life. 
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Mortem221 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I was on the edge of becoming a moriarty fan, but that was awesome, so screw it, IM IN. OFFICIALLY A MORIARTY FANGIRL!
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ajsachs00 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This is fantastic, I think you portray Moriarty beautifully ^_^
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I love this:)
I read it so many times and it never gets old! I love me some Jim!!
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Micia96 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
1.THIS is amazing
2. I really wanna know where Moran got ths puppy from xD
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Dyllonh56 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Student Writer
For your first time writing Moriarty, I have to say that was incredibly good. I love the character! Nuu 
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hellgirl-fan1 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014
That yelp was from a person right? Not the cute little puppy
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Maggimmp Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014
Loved it 
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FFabeonG Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"No blood on the carpet" I love it :D
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SilverTheMystica Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It had to be a Rottweiler......
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zKariLuna Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha!! oh this is just awesome sooo sweet! >:D i want a puppy now.
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lizzwulf Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I find this cute, and evil.... and those are two things i love! Moriarty is perfect in this... i want my own jim now.... anyway this is my favorite of all time i love rereading this over and over....
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Student General Artist
Aww thanks! I'm glad you like it so much.
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yuunaibuke Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
L. O. V. E. It
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Student General Artist
Thanks!
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yuunaibuke Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Welcom
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kittoloki Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014
this is really good!

my dog arther currently has his head on my lap at the moment after barking at cats and the postman all morning
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Student General Artist
Thanks!

It's even better when your dogs name is actually arther lol.
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Hudsonwinchester Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014  Student Writer
This pleases me greatly. I love this.
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Student General Artist
Thanks!
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awesomesauce8453 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014
Oh being evil is fun! I need to do it more often...
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014  Student General Artist
It really is isn't it?
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KingofHearts709 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Student Writer
EEEEVVVVIIIIILLLLLL MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014  Student General Artist
You get to be evil and get a cute puppy. I see no downside here.
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rwalkingsomewhere Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This story has made my heart discover it's undying need for more evil couples.
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014  Student General Artist
Hahahaha There really do need to be more. Evil is so much fun.
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Lumicat12 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Student Artist
Did... The puppy
die...?
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Student General Artist
OMG NO! Some one down the hall got messed by the puppy. I wouldn't do that to you after bring it in.
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Lumicat12 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Student Artist
Good! Because I was like
''Did I fucking kill the puppy ;_;?''
Yeah... But great story btw!
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PhoenixOfWinterfell Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Student Writer
OMG This is perfect XD
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014  Student General Artist
Thanks!
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echoknows Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014
I love the "no blood on the carpet darling" part but ummm I would be like
"Is shredded corpse ok then I need to mutilate a few people."
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Student General Artist
Hahahahahaha
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echoknows Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014
Glad I could amuse you
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yuunaibuke Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Sounds like my little demon chihuahuas vera lee and punk
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Student General Artist
Omg now I can totally see Moriarty having a chihuahua...
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yuunaibuke Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I know right
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PotatoandWombat Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist

I think that there is a reason you have never written Moriarty before.....

CAUSE IT WAS SO DANG GOOD!!!

you have blown my mind

Spazattackplz 

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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Student General Artist
Omg thank you!
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Demon--Heart Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014
Sweet shit. I like it little mama! (o:{
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Student General Artist
Thanks!
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angel-of-damnation Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014
I feel like I'm betraying my fandom by reading this
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Student General Artist
Mwhahaha come to the dark side.
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Naelianne Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014
I'm impressed, you wrote Moriarty quite well. I just don't know how you do that, you just get every character right, even when in situations where they would easily become OOC. You made him seem dangerous and playfull enough, and I like the personality you gave to the reader, making her his equal in some way.
And that line 'No blood on the carpet, darling.', I just imagined him, saying that so casually without even lifting his nose from his work, like a father who would allow his daughter to go play outside and warn her about how he wouldn't want any dirt inside the house xD.
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Student General Artist
Thank you so much... I'm not entirely sure how I do it either... I'm beginning to think that I may have decided that I wasn't a good writer too soon. Anyways personal existential problems aside. I'm so glad you liked it and the last line... that's exactly hwo I wanted it to come across. Thank you for reading and commenting!
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Naelianne Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014
You're welcome! ^^
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Kiliann Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Student Writer
Wow, a fluffy Moriarty fic? I'm impressed! That takes pure talent, man! And that puppy ^^ So cute!

I must say, I'm quite impressed with this. I don't even like Moriarty, but this was well-written enough to quell the fumes of hatred and dislike pouring from my ears. Really, a great story, Bee. He stayed in character and everything- and I really liked how the "reader" has a different personality from your average fic (happy, an artist, playful). It was a lot darker, and I actually enjoyed it.
Congratulations on a job well done; as usual, of course. ^^ You're a very talented writer.
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Student General Artist
Thank you so much! I wasn't such about the darker personality... I like to keep things light most of the time. It came out good though.
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Kiliann Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Student Writer
Yeah, it really did! You should experiment with those sorts of things. It'll help develop your writing!
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FlyingTigerr Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014
Oh my gosh x3 this is the fluffiest Moriarty reader insert I have ever read while keeping him in character.

And awwww~! Jim is daddy for baby Arthuuur! I swear that was adora-cutest!

And yes! Sadistic reader is a big thumbs up from me! And the way Jim was like "No blood on the carpet, darling" made me giggle like a fangirl xD (my mom was reading that over my shoulder and she had that omg-my-daughter-is-turning-into-a-psychopath and I gave her my im-not-a-psychopath-im-a-genius-sadistic-sociopath-do-your-research look)

There really needs to be more Moriarty x Readers!
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