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As Bilbo explored the halls and balconies of Rivendell he couldn’t help but be reminded of his cozy hobbit hole back in the Shire. There was a sense of peace in this elven refuge that called to mind all the things that he had been missing on the road and all the comforts of home. He had found a quiet place to look over the area when Elrond found him, “Not with your companions?”

“Ah…I shall not be missed.” Bilbo said with a little frown, looking up at the elf before further explaining, “The truth is that most of them don’t think I should be on this journey.”

“Indeed,” Elrond nodded, looking the Hobbit over before stating, “I’ve heard that Hobbits are very resilient.”

Bilbo scoffed and then realized he was serious, “Really?”

“I’ve also heard they are fond of the comforts of home,” Elrond continued, looking out at his kingdom once again.

Bilbo let out a soft chuckle before countering, “I’ve heard that it’s unwise to seek the counsel of elves for they will answer both yes and no.”

Elrond looked at him thoughtfully for a moment before giving the awkwardly shuffling Halfling a pursed lipped smile and nodding out to where he’d spotted you, “Your friend there said much the same thing when faced with her own dilemma.”

Following his gaze, Bilbo watched you press a finger to your lips as Kili spotted you and then you swung up into a tree, waiting for Fili to turn before dropping to hang upside down in front of him. Fili gave a girlish shriek that could be heard even over the distance and you tumbled from the tree and hopped on Kili’s back to dash away before his brother could recover, obviously roaring with laughter.

He chuckled at your antics and then frowned, “It's different with her...She is wanted among them, belongs there even.”

“She does not believe it so though I am certain her worries concerning her heritage cloud her judgment. She desires to feel wanted, to have a place in the world- something I doubt she has ever truly had aside from keeping by Gandalf’s side.”

Bilbo looked up at him, wondering what exactly your past had been like, and then asked, “And you think her place is there? Among the dwarves?”

“That remains to be seen... I have offered her a place here should she choose to stay.”

The Hobbit furrowed his brow, imagining the road ahead without you was a miserable thing, and Elrond placed a hand on his shoulder, “You are very welcome to stay here as well, if that is your wish.”

With that the elf lord left, giving Bilbo time with his thoughts. He looked back over to where you and the two young dwarves were, seeing that Fili had pounced on you and Kili and you were all laughing in a pile on the floor. You sat up and spied him on the balcony, giving a wide grin and a wave before Fili tugged on your braid and darted away with you scrambling after him.

He wondered if you would stay with Lord Elrond and the elves. You had said that your place was always by Gandalf’s side but you were injured and you did seem to fit in amongst the elves easily, even if you enjoyed the high spirits of the dwarves- it would make sense for you to stay.

He went in search of Gandalf to see what his opinion on the matter might be and found you and your two dwarven cohorts instead. Fili and Kili were dragging you toward where a few of the other dwarves were doing a bit of sparring and you tossed him a ‘help me’ look as Kili chuckled, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively, “Come on lass! It’ll be fun. I’ll even teach you how to shoot an arrow.”

“You know I can’t Kili, doing so would put too much strain on my shoulder.”

Fili chimed in the with his brother, “Well then you can at least practice using just one sword in your good hand to be prepared for the road ahead. Dwalin will go easy. We promise.”

You dug your heels in, “You know I don’t spar. Come on lads, let me go.”

Kili tossed you over his shoulder with a laugh, “Never lass.”

You sighed, knowing this wasn’t a fight you were going to win and looked up to give Bilbo a little mischievous grin, “Oi lads, don’t you think our burglar could use some practice as well?”

Bilbo was already shaking his head with wide eyes but Fili grabbed his arm, “A fantastic point (F/n). Come on Bilbo, let’s see how you are with that letter opener Gandalf gave you.”

You giggled at his flustered face and then gawked, hitting Kili’s back forcefully, “Did you just grab my rear, you cheeky dwarf?”

Kili repeated the action as he and his brother barked out a laugh, “And if I did? I don’t see anything you can do about it from your current position.”

Bilbo had traded his bewildered look for a glare, not liking that Kili was using your current position to touch where he shouldn’t, but you didn’t seem to care all that much, a smug grin crossing your face for a moment. Bilbo was just beginning to get curious about what that could mean when you swiftly wound your legs around Kili’s neck so you were sitting on his shoulders and then tossed yourself back so he overbalanced and came tumbling down on top of you.  

You rolled, pinning him beneath you, and leaned over so your face was just inches from his to seductively purr, “You were saying?” as you brushed some strands of hair out of his face.

Kili floundered as Fili doubled over with laughter and you leaned in closer so your lips almost touched, teasing him as thoroughly as you possibly could “Never underestimate your opponent my little prince.”

You were too close to notice the smirk that spread across his face, “Sound advice that you should turn back to yourself lass.”

You were confused until he lifted his head to press his lips to yours and you went reeling back, “You- you- you git! Damn you. You’ll regret that.”

Kili scrambled away with you chasing after him, sparring forgotten for a moment, and Fili gave a loud laugh, “That lass is going to kill him... Uncle Thorin will be displeased that there is one less in the line of Durin.”

Bilbo was frowning deeply, it seemed to him that Kili had captured your heart and he felt even more alone than he normally did. Fili went to make sure you didn’t, in fact, kill the flirtatious dwarf as Bilbo spun on his heel and went to mull over his troubled thoughts.

Maybe it was time to return home, to the easy comfort of his Hobbit hole, he thought, but at the back of his mind he knew that wouldn’t help… he would still feel alone. He found an empty balcony a short ways away and pulled out his pipe to puff at it as he let his jealousy wane into a sense of sadness and loss.
TENSION! I love Bilbo but can't he see that you and the dwarf are just teasing each other for the sake of teasing?

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weeya1 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014
Oh Bilbo, I still wuvs youuuuuu!!!!
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Gaffiecat16 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
1) Poor Bilbo
2) Kili you little shit!
3) I love that I am so freaking sassy!

Great work!
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Iamfrodobaggins Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014
Kili I am going to kill you!!!!! >:( My heart is on the adorable little hobbit (runs over to give Bilbo a hug and kiss on the head)
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FIREELFMAIDEN Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014
Kili is such a flirt I just love it. well poor Bilbo I hope he will find out the truth that Kili and I where just teasing each other. I guess I will find out soon enough.
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Student General Artist
Silly Kili but Jealous Bilbo is so adorable.
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Konakona321 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
You were confused until he lifted his head to press his lips to yours and you went reeling back, “You- you- you git! Damn you. You’ll regret that.” 


*GASP* KILI KISSED MEH!!....and I liked it :iconeweplz:
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014  Student General Artist
Hahahaha that cheek dwarf knew he could get away with it.
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Odoms-Spire Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Kili is an adorable flirt! I hope Bilbo realizes that its not serious! *hugs for Bilbo*
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Student General Artist
I know I felt bad for Bilbo after I wrote this... but it's just Kili being Kili
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Odoms-Spire Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Kili's just adorkable! Ya gotta love him! :D
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Kiliann Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Student Writer
Ah, Kili ^^ Typical flirt.
Wonderful story. It must continue! :D
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Student General Artist
Thanks! Continue it will!
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BeautyAndStrength Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
HE KISSED ME!!!! KILI FREAKING KISSED ME!!!NuuCURSE YOU! Facepalm 
I sure hope that was just teasing and not the start of an unwelcome love triangle. 
Poor Bilbo, I want to hug him.  And, of course, great story, deary. 
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Student General Artist
Hahaha Just teasing of course. No love triangles here I wouldn't do that to poor little Bilbo.

Thank you!
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timburtonisjesus Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014
Oh Kili, you sassy little bugger. Poor jealous Bilbo, I do hope he learns soon that Kili is a friend more than anything :) Good chapter, as per usual.
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Student General Artist
Hahaha Thanks. Not everyone can handle that sass and Bilbo is a little innocent and adorable of course he'd be jealous.
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NalaMarieTotallyRock Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You FREAKING DID THAT ON PURPOSE KILI KISSED ME DANG YOU


My Kili *spazzes out on the floor*




But Bilbo *throws myself on my bed*

WHY DO YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE?
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Student General Artist
Hahahahaha Thought you'd like that lol.

-pats head and then walks away- I leave you to your conflict!
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NalaMarieTotallyRock Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
haha well I did omS  :D
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FlyingTigerr Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014
*blushes* oh my... Damn, I seriously am so confuzzled right now. Like, I love Kili (I swear I was as red as my mom's bright cherry nails...) and that kiss just... IT GOT ME CONFUSED OKAY?!

And BILBO. Oh poor, Bilbo :'( I still love you, dearie.. I'm JUST SO CONFUSED LIKE OMFG

Throne?! Carry me away! *throne does not appear*

Jarvis? Extra suit that I can steal from Iron Ass? (Jarvis: I'm sorry miss, but Mr. Stark refuses your request as he has heard your derogative nickname)

Damn... Hmph. *grabs bag attached to an end of a stick and walks on a road that leads to a sunset with firey words above : WALK OF CONFUSION AND UNDECISIVENESS BETWEEN AN ADORABLE HOBBIT AND CHEEKY DWARVES.
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Student General Artist
AS always thy comment has madeth my day.

My sinceriest apologies for your confusion.

-appears with throne- I come to thy aid my merry friend! And I bring Iron Ass's suit! 

-Tony off in the distance- Jarvis! How the Hell-

-screech of awesome- MAGIC!

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FlyingTigerr Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014
As you should know, I have recieveth the same feelings from your response.

Apologies accepted, dear one.

*Scrambles onto throne* Why thank you, o awesome one. I am happily in your debt. Ah, how splendid! *Forces my way into suit only to find there's a large space remaining* Curses... I am too short... ah, a souvenir is always in order!
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LuminiasaurusNeko Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014
Oh.my.glob....kili...or bilbo...NOOOO WHY U MAKE ME CHOOSE!!
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Student General Artist
Hahahaha I promise it's just harmless flirting!
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LuminiasaurusNeko Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014
XD
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iced-ninja Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Dat pipe
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Student General Artist
Hahahaha His pipe is the single most awesome thing ever...
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iced-ninja Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It is. And you wonder how it doesn't get broken in the movie.
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TheBeethatHums Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Student General Artist
He protects that thing with his life. SAVE THE PIPE AT ALL COSTS.
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iced-ninja Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha, yeah
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